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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
 New wives duties.

 The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
 On the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
 Away.

 The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his wife
 Orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.  The
 First day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
 Better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
 Done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

 The third man had married a girl from Iceland . He told her that her
 Duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said  the  first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
 Of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
 Dishwasher.

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Rúllandiágólfinuhlćjandirassinnafmér.......

Díta (IP-tala skráđ) 30.7.2007 kl. 23:58

2 Smámynd: Erla Ósk Arnardóttir Lilliendahl

Erla Ósk Arnardóttir Lilliendahl, 31.7.2007 kl. 00:30

3 Smámynd: Jenný Anna Baldursdóttir

ROFL

Jenný Anna Baldursdóttir, 31.7.2007 kl. 00:32

4 Smámynd: Eva Ţorsteinsdóttir

Jahá....

Eva Ţorsteinsdóttir, 31.7.2007 kl. 03:39

5 Smámynd: Georg Eiđur Arnarson

Ert ţú kannski sú ţriđja?

Georg Eiđur Arnarson, 31.7.2007 kl. 07:07

6 Smámynd: www.zordis.com

Fólk á náttl. ađ fá sér heimilishjálp og njóta ţess ađ vera til.  Best eđa verst, ćtli ţađ fari ekki eftir ţeim sem kona býr međ!  Sumir karlar og sumar konur meika ekki sens!

www.zordis.com, 1.8.2007 kl. 07:35

7 Smámynd: Ásthildur Cesil Ţórđardóttir

Ţetta er fyndiđ.  En međan ég var ađ lesa ţá hugsađi ég.  Ţađ skyldi ţó ekki vera ađ ţessir brandarar, ţar sem ţađ er gefiđ ađ karlinn "gefi" konunni sinni fyrirmćli um heimilishald og svo framvegis, eins og ţađ sé sjálfsagđur hlutur, séu til ţess fallnir ađ viđhalda kynjamisréttinu.  Okkur finnst ţetta fyndiđ, en sjáum ef til vill ekki hver arfavitlaust ţetta er.  Sorrý Heiđa mín, ég ćtla ekki ađ eyđileggja góđan brandara, en einhvernveginn ţá svíđa svona brandarar.  En ég er bara ein um ţetta.

Ásthildur Cesil Ţórđardóttir, 1.8.2007 kl. 09:02

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